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Beer2bed.wav- Marge- "Alright alright now, you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you and then it's off to bed" Homer- "Woo hoo, beerbeerbeerbedbedbed"

Beerques.wav- Homer- "Will there be beer?"

Boots.wav- Hillbilly Hic Man- "Hey Brandien, You might can wear these, to your job interview" Brandien- "And scuff up the topless dancing runway!? Nah, you best bring them back where from you got 'em" Hic Man- "Okay"

Cat.wav- Ralph- "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Rlfwrm.wav- Ralph- "My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it Can I have a new one?"

Curse.wav- Wierd Guy- "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse" Homer- "Ooo, that's bad" Wierd Guy- "But it comes with a free frogurt!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The frogurt is also cursed" Homer- "That's bad" Wierd Guy- "But you get your choice of toppings!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The toppings contain potassium benzoate... That's bad" Homer- "Can I go now?"

Genitals.wav- "Your cable tv is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptations to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of tv radiation have left your genitals withered and useless"

Ihadsex.wav- Grandpa- "I had sex" Back to Home 

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